November 2026 Horoscopes

Aries

Have you ever played Candy Land? On the surface, it looks like a blast. Traipse your way through a rainbow world of sugary sweets. But then you start playing, and you realize you're just going from one colored square to the next. Boring.

It seems that you've been trapped in your own personal Candy Land lately, Aries. Or maybe you're choosing not to find the exit. Either way, it's time to wake up. The situations you find yourself in may be easy and beautiful, but are they as fulfilling as you'd like?

Instead of drawing another card, maybe you want to move to a new playing field. Try one that has some dice. As in, take a risk. But keep your cool. No one needs you flipping a table when you make a wrong move.

Your Inner Pie This Month: Sweet Potato

Taurus

This November, the cosmic council asks you to learn something new. Something out of the ordinary. Something that doesn't have a purpose other than the sheer joy of doing it.

But there's more. The council also encourages you to do something that shines a light on the inner you. Don't worry, it doesn't have to be a 50,000-lumen bulb. A little candlelight will do, as long as it meets the brief of getting real for a minute.

It can be anything: scribble out a new manifesto. Slap out a lumpy clay sculpture. Arrange a flower display that shares your deepest thoughts in blooms. My vote? Learn to yodel. Make like a Ricola commercial and yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo.

Your Inner Pie This Month: Boston Cream

Gemini

It's true what they say: the first pancake is always a throwaway. But that doesn't mean you have to stop trying. Your job this month, Gemini, is to mix up a fresh batch of batter and griddle it up. Make a stack, top it with a pat of butter, and drizzle on some syrup. That's what the great diner in the sky has decreed for you this month.

What does it mean in non-breakfast terms? Easy. Think back to that thing you gave up on earlier this year, and go back to it. A person, a project, a plan. Whatever it is, it's knocking on your door this November.

This time, do things a little differently. Take more time with it. Turn down the burner. Wait a minute before giving it the flip. Why not? If at first you don't succeed, fry again. And if all else fails, there's always cereal.

Your Inner Pie This Month: Maple Cream

Cancer

Well, well, well. Look who has a horseshoe up their ass this month. It's you, Cancer. You're in for an influx of health, wealth, and stealth this November. Well, maybe not the third one. Unless you're a spy gathering top-secret intel. Then you're gonna get just that.

Your luck could take many forms. Maybe you'll have happy fun friendship times. Maybe you'll dust off your coat and find a few bucks from last winter wadded up in one of the pockets. Maybe someone at work will pat you on the head.

Of course, you have to put in a little effort. Come out of your crabby shell and put your back into it. The universe doesn't care that you're an invertebrate. For those who put in sufficient elbow grease, the universe will reward you with some version of exactly what you've been hoping for. You'll just have to decide whether you want your fortune counted out in 10s or 20s.

Your Inner Pie This Month: French Silk

Leo

Decisions, decisions. It's time to make some. You've spent too long whiling away the hours, Leo. Now it's crunch time, and you have to face the music. Do I hear the faint sound of Beck singing "soy un perdedor" in the distance? I think he's getting closer. You better get gone quick if you want to lose him. Even faster if you want to catch up on everything you've been putting off.

But goody for you: it's not that serious. The planetary powers that be will go easy on you this month. They won't demand that you figure out your whole life. They only ask that you, like, stand up and take a step or two.

If even baby steps prove too difficult, there's another bit of luck that'll guide you through: your friends want to help. Don't ask me why; they're your friends. Call 'em up and ask for advice. Then, do the advice. Every once in a while, a preposterous concept bears fruit.

Your Inner Pie This Month: Strawberry Rhubarb

Virgo

My Virgo friend once dragged me to a rodeo. She didn't want to miss the main event, so we got there insanely early. On the plus side, we saw every single junior sheep-wrangler in the tri-county area. Think six-year-olds trying to lasso a lamb. Adorable. On the minus side, it was raining and I had neither rain jacket nor cowboy hat.

My friend sure did, though. I can't fault her Virgo-typical preparation and timeliness, but I can strongly complain about it. Even better, I can complain about it to you and other Virgos everywhere, even if you've never been to the rodeo.

So here's my gripe: over-preparation isn't fun for everyone. Your zeal to be 30 years early could result in your friend getting soaking wet. You could at least, like, warn a person if it's going to rain. Yeah, I know it's not your responsibility. But we all know you looked up the weather.

And here's my decree, cosigned by the stars: practice being less on time. No one's saying you need to miss the best event at the rodeo. But you could consider skipping the kiddie lassoing and showing up halfway through the wild cow milking. And if the conditions aren't perfect, it's OK to just not show up at all.

Your Inner Pie This Month: Peach

Libra

In 6th grade, I had a surgery that took me out of school for a week or two. My class made me get well soon cards. This kid Sergio drew a picture of me strapped to some type of electric Frankenstein machine. The card said "I hope they don't shock you!"

That's my wish for you this month, Libra. My Magic 8 Ball says November may bring relationship woes for Libra natives. I hope they don't shock you. With any luck, your usual self-awareness will mean that they won't.

But just in case you need a little reminder, your directive from the macrocosm is as follows: shhhhh. Surrender the mic to your nearest and dearest. It might be hard to hear what they have to say, but it might also be important for you to hear.

Luckily, this should be pretty easy for you. As a Libra, you're like Fox News if their old slogan wasn't an all-out lie: fair and balanced. Keep reminding yourself that a conversation involves talking and listening.

Your Inner Pie This Month: Pecan

Scorpio

Have you ever seen Charlotte's Web? This month, you're giving Templeton vibes. Just a greedy little rat (affectionate) going ham at the fair. November is a veritable smorgasbord, smorgasbord—and not just because some of us are celebrating Thanksgiving. Actually, it's because you've been feeling restricted, and the universe is finally loosening its grip.

Of course, abundant food isn't the only thing this cosmic weather system might dump on you. The skies also favor material goods, especially luxuries. What does that mean for you? Whether it's dusty old books or fine leather goods, this month you'll have plenty of opportunities to roll around in them like Scrooge McDuck.

When you're done reveling, take a moment of quiet. Thank not the universe, but yourself. You're the captain of your own dinner plate; you deserve some praise for the feast you've given yourself.

Your Inner Pie This Month: Pumpkin

Sagittarius

I used to live in an apartment building with a tiny, weed-ridden backyard. The metal post to an old clothesline stood in the middle of the weeds. It was painted lavender, and it flew an Ethiopian flag. Whenever I think back to living there, I remember that cheery pole sprouting up from the foliage.

What tiny details surround you? This month, the archers everywhere are asked to take a closer look. Instead of going full-steam ahead towards your next big goal, hit the brakes. You don't have to stop and smell the roses, or even go outside. Maybe the thing you notice is a stubborn streak on the window pane.

But wait, there's more: you gotta think about what you're seeing, Sagittarius. I know you can do it. Write down your little observations. Make a flip book. What seems inconsequential now may one day become the emblem of an entire era. What do you think you'll remember?

Your Inner Pie This Month: Banana Cream

Capricorn

As a fellow Capricorn, I know you're a stick-in-the-ass kind of person. At least, that's how the story goes. But there's more to it than that. Sometimes, it's a titanium rod in the ass. And sometimes, when no one is looking, we look up from our packed planners to appreciate whimsy.

That's what you're called to this month, Cap. There are enough people to hold down the fort for a few minutes. So go ahead and frolic. Jump into leaves, have a picnic, play baseball. Do whatever they do in the Charlie Brown movie appropriate for the season you're in. Stop and pet every beagle.

By the end of the month, it probably won't amount to much. But that's a lesson for you too: not everything needs to. It'll be OK. Just enjoy the next 30 days, and then you can get back to sitting ramrod straight at your desk while everyone else skips arm-in-arm around you.

Your Inner Pie This Month: Apple

Aquarius

Recently, a sweet little cat followed me home from a walk. He was underfoot for six blocks, then proceeded to climb onto my shoulders purring the moment I sat on my porch. Sadly, my resident house cat does not play well with others, so I wasn't able to keep him.

What are the things you need to let go of, Aquarius? This month, the planets align to make it a little easier for you to say goodbye. Give yourself permission to step back from people, things, and situations that just won't fit in your life. Maybe you still love them; maybe you still need to let them go.

That doesn't mean you have to abruptly jettison them into space. My little cat-that-can-never-be got a comfy sendoff, complete with a free meal. You can do the same: gently send them off, and give yourself time to make peace with their absence. You'll have room for new situations that suit you better—or just avoid pissing off your cat.

Your Inner Pie This Month: Cherry

Pisces

One time my sister made an ocean diorama for a school project. Think sand glued to the inside of a shoebox and a plastic whale hanging from the side with yarn. It was incredible, and a totally true-to-reality depiction of the ocean as known by a landlocked kid in Central Ohio.

What diorama can your imagination spin up this month, Pisces? You're called to invention. It doesn't have to be perfect, and it doesn't even have to be good. Spread out some Elmer's, dump on some glitter, and dangle a proverbial humpback in midair.

The only requirement is that you do it with full gusto. You're Ethel Merman, and you've got the world on a plate. Or in this case, a shoebox. Go forth and make a scene.

Your Inner Pie This Month: Lemon Meringue