- May 21, 2026: A new Furbish Phrase of the Week has been added.
May 20, 2026: I have discovered my new dream job.
May 15, 2026: Doodle at the Dentist.
May 14, 2026: A new Furbish phrase in honor of my dentist appointment today.
May 11, 2026: I had a prophetic dream about pizza.
May 7, 2026: A new Furbish Phrase of the Week has been added.
May 6, 2026: I added a list of my favorite '90s country songs. Yeehaw.
May 4, 2026: Fixed some typos, added some new neighbors, and word vomited Guinea Pig in Space.
May 1, 2026: USDA approved organic horoscopes for everyone.
April 30, 2026: A new Furbish Phrase of the Week has been added.
April 26, 2026: I have written way too many words about someone's toe being grabbed.
April 23, 2026: Added a dumb list, a new Michael Simon sweater, and the Furbish Phrase of the Week.
April 17, 2026: Start your weekend with a post about a key, Pink Flamingos, and the American criminal justice system. Joyful stuff here, people.
April 16, 2026: The new Furbish Phrase of the Week has been added.
April 11, 2026: Added a list of my holy grail Michael Simon sweaters.
Also updated the index with a pencil search image, an RSS link, and a new weekly feature: the Furbish phrase of the week.
April 6, 2026: A ridiculous pea-themed sweater has been added.
April 4, 2026: Learn about my mouse saga in an exciting new post.
April 1, 2026: Hot and fresh horoscopes for everyone.
March 23, 2026: This Monday is brought to you by a post about corn, horse meetings, and surprising inspiration from low places.
March 20, 2026: Added a list of my favorite ridiculous Michael Simon sweaters.
Added a Minnesota Vikings themed cardigan to the Novelty Sweaters page.
- March 16, 2026: A hypnotist slowly swings a pocket watch back and forth in front of your eyes. You are getting very sleepy. You become hellbent on helping me find my long-lost pencil.
March 14, 2026: Added 11 seamless-ish backgrounds made from vintage wrapping paper.
March 11, 2026: A post about a big leaf, among other things.
March 6, 2026: New post about jobs and money and everything sucking.
March 5, 2026: Two items were added to the street trash page.
Find your free Furbish translation zines + sticker on the new Furbish Nonsense page.
A new knitting project has been added to the Fiber Arts page.
March 3, 2026: Added a sequined, space-themed Michael Simon sweater to the novelty sweater collection page.
March 1, 2026: March horoscopes are up.
February 27, 2026: A post about driving, Neopets, and other nonsense.
February 24, 2026: A post about toast.
February 22, 2026: Finally added a neighbors page. Look at the sites I like to look at!
February 17, 2026: Added a post about Furby as a symbol of anti-fascism. Free stickers enclosed.
