Recommended Junk
- Horoscopes - Monthly advice from the stars, transmitted by your trusted internet soothsayer.
- Free Ideas - Crafts, dubious money-making schemes, and at least one way to irritate the NFL.
- Knitting Projects - Things I made out of string.
- Furbys Against Fascism - Furbys as radicalized climate refugees. Yes, really. (Also, free stickers.)
- Novelty Sweaters - Browse my collection of unhinged sweaters, then join my Michael Simon cult.
- Barbie Mall - Y2K Barbie clothes or contemporary fashion inspiration? You decide.


