Welcome to my digital junk drawer!
Here you'll find an evolving mishmash of questionable projects, collected trinkets, and crumpled memos yanked from the back of the drawer. Rummage around and see for yourself.What's New
October 25, 2026: A couple of new additions to the Halloween collection. Plus, ranking the Pumpkin Harvest Crisp Chobani Flip flavor. (Spoiler: it's not great, Bob.)
October 20, 2026: A new post about my gaming achievement of the year.
Recommended Junk
- Horoscopes - Monthly advice from the stars, transmitted by your trusted internet soothsayer.
- Free Ideas - Crafts, dubious money-making schemes, and at least one way to irritate the NFL.
- Knitting Projects - Things I made out of string.
- Furbys Against Fascism - Furbys as radicalized climate refugees. Yes, really. (Also, free stickers.)
- Novelty Sweaters - Browse my collection of unhinged sweaters, then join my Michael Simon cult.
- Barbie Mall - Y2K Barbie clothes or contemporary fashion inspiration? You decide.
Learn Furbish
Trick or treat!
